This column was spawned by a realization of how much my children’s cat and the Republican Party of Arkansas (RPA) are alike. To know why it’s called Kitty Barf, you can begin reading here.
Let’s talk about the barf.
Timmy is not the only elected official to barf it up in the past week. He is joined by Senator Breanne Kitty.
First, let’s talk about a good bill from a good representative and senator.
Representative Mary Bentley and Senator Clint Penzo brought the Baby Olivia Bill. This bill would require schools to show a video of a baby in utero when the student reaches the sixth grade. Why? To teach children the truth—that babies in the womb are not a simply a clump of generated cells.
Sixth graders, say the bill’s proponents, go through puberty and their bodies begin to change. It is helpful to the student to understand what and why their body is doing what it’s doing. As a side note, to be clear, your author was born this good looking, but I get the point.
The bill’s proponents also talk about sexually active sixth graders who become pregnant because they don’t understand how the baby making process really works. These kids, living with the product of getting it on in the janitor’s closet at their middle school, need to know what to expect as their unexpected bundle of joy grows inside them. The Meet Baby Olivia video would accomplish such a lofty goal.
Baby Olivia was a good bill. You would think that teaching children about life in the womb at conception is Republican red meat and good for kitty. But, if you remember from these articles here and here, kitty is not bright and does not always do what is best for kitty.
Kitty is not that interested in doing what is right for you for this matter either. Enter senator Breanne Kitty. Senator Kitty does not like talking about babies and life at conception and how you shouldn’t kill your baby. Senator Kitty does not think that conservative and religious values matter. What did senator Breanne Kitty do about her views.
She gave a big loud me-NO to having children meet baby Olivia. Word on the street was that if a certain gadfly had not been present and speaking, senator kitty would have had a different kind of me-ANSWER.
Kitty may not want to eat the food because she does not like the brand, but that’s a good way for kitty to starve.
Seriously, people of Pope and Conway counties, is this really the best you can do?
Attorney. America First. Sued Hunter Biden for child support. Represented President Trump in the 2020 Wisconsin election challenge. Former attorney for the Wisconsin Special Counsel. An official “Tough Cookie” per President Trump.
Looks like we need to “let the dogs out” on this kitty! Dumb felines!