Kitty Barf: Kitty Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Rules

Have you ever wondered what makes kitty barf? If you google it, there are a number of plausible explanations about why your ferocious feline might be sick. However, in the case of the RPA, it all boils down to one simple thing.

Kitty does not follow the rules.  Rules are supposed to create guidance and order.  Some rules exist to keep us safe.  Some rules exist to keep others around us safe.  Other rules keep the government working orderly.  And finally, some rules keep kitty from barfing.

Think not of the RPA, but of my children’s cat.  That cat is very comparable to the State GOP.  The cat is not very bright.  The cat is a slow learner.  The cat eats the dog’s food.  The cat gets stuck in the Christmas tree.

And all these are violations of the rules.  I mean, there’s not much that can be done about kitty’s intelligence, but still, kitty has got to put forth the effort.

The rule is the cat does not eat the three-legged dog’s food because it makes kitty sick. For real, what kind of cat steals food from a 14-year-old three-legged dog?

I think it’s the same kind of kitty that stuffs ballot boxes and creates fake rule violations to eliminate threats to their continued power.

There is also a rule about no kitties in the fireplace.  Kitty does not care about that rule just yet.

And then there is the rule about no cats in the Christmas tree.  And here, kitty learned a life lesson.  If kitty is going to get stuck in the Christmas tree, then kitty is going to have to find its way out.

What does a stuck kitty in a Christmas tree have to do with the RPA?  Well, kitty is making a pathetic and sad little noise because kitty could not follow the rules, ate the dog’s food, needs to barf, and is stuck in a Christmas tree.  See, kitty does not like the consequences.  Ironically, or maybe not, the noise kitty is making is the same sound the RPA makes when it does not like consequences either.

Clinton W. Lancaster

Attorney. America First. Sued Hunter Biden for child support. Represented President Trump in the 2020 Wisconsin election challenge. Former attorney for the Wisconsin Special Counsel. An official “Tough Cookie” per President Trump.