Kitty Barf 5:  Kitty Did It Again

This column compares important actions of the State GOP (RPA) to my children’s cat when it is sick.  See, Kitty is red, and Kitty is supposed to eat red meat.  However, Kitty sometimes endorses strange policies, like when former Governor Asa Hutchinson vetoed legislation that would ban doctors from providing transgender affirming care to Arkansas children.

Yes, you accurately remember that Hutchinson went on Tucker Carlson and showed the nation why he was not fit to be President. Around here, we call that “Kitty Barf.”

Or that one time when Kitty’s travel habits and a podium purchase were being reviewed by an investigative reporter who hits on a good story once every seven years or so (even a blind, trolling hog finds a truffle every now and then).  Rather than, you know, do the right thing and just show the records and answer the questions, Kitty called a special legislative session at great expense to the taxpayers of Arkansas.

Kitty did so under the guise of “protecting the governor.”  No one has a problem with Kitty protecting itself.  However, Kitty took one small step forward for a cat and one giant leap backward for mankind when Kitty shifted the session from protection to gutting FOIA.

Yep, you remember right, Kitty barfed on that one too.

Now, you may not believe it—but damn it, Kitty did it again! When presented with an opportunity remove true agitators from its midst, Kitty barfed.

There were a handful of members of the Saline County Republican Committee (SCRC) who were quietly working against the party, doing things like taking and publishing votes of “no confidence” in Senators Tom Cotton and John Bozeman for “publicity” purposes (an act that was a huge warning sign of mental fitness and acuity tantamount to listening to a talking snake in the Garden of Eden), trying to remove over thirty elected officials from the SCRC without notice and using shady tactics, and filing false ethics complaints against stalwarts and luminaries of the RPA.

Oh, and reporting all my articles to Facebook as improper, but I digress—this is about Kitty.

Rather than take the opportunity it was given to excoriate this cancer from its body, Kitty chomped on something else.  Kitty decided to kick out over 200 members of the SCRC for two years, the vast majority of them MAGA America First Republicans.  That makes no sense—except to Kitty—who still can’t explain it.

But Kitty did not stop there.  Kitty went further and removed the leader of this group of grassroots Republicans from the party for 20 years—the one who stood up to the agitators and told them enough was enough.  Oh, and if she runs against establishment Republican darling and current Congressman French Hill, she gets an official “not recommend” status.

Say what, Kitty? I can’t hear you over the sounds you’re making as you barf up purple goo from eating spineless blue slugs.

Clinton W. Lancaster

Attorney. America First. Sued Hunter Biden for child support. Represented President Trump in the 2020 Wisconsin election challenge. Former attorney for the Wisconsin Special Counsel. An official “Tough Cookie” per President Trump.